tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn
he forces you into debt
that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch
Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far
you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo
you move all the way out to the sticks with like $20 to your name, no credit history and no house lined up prior, like the dumb fuck you clearly are, and the guy basically approves you for a mortgage right on the spot with no due date to pay him back so you won’t have to live out in the woods without any shelter. you can deal with planting flowers and visiting the post office for him for 5 mins you stupid assholes
the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one recognized the gifs for days because they were from adam sandler’s jack and jill (which had just come out) and no one fucking saw that movie
@ mutuals ONLY, DM me your twitter handles and i’ll follow u, still deciding on a public alt but i’ll at least get this out of the way
reminder. i will probably stick around awhile longer just for some of you beautiful folks who enjoy my presence, but i really am ready to close up shop, which i wanted to and should have done a long time ago anyway after witnessing staff not do anything about the neo-nazis
ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.
reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole
a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals
You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what
hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there
shrap-null Asked: i know your branding is "cranky old lady" so im sure the vent post was more to call out nonspecific grosser folks but i noticed a big reason most ppl are leaving is that EVERY blog has at least one "flagged" post, reblogged or no, even on the cleanest and least offensive stuff, and the staff seems bent on deleting the whole blog if they find a whiff of anything like that. it's scary and sad that my blog of a near-decade is getting wiped because a fighting game gif was tagged wrongly lmao...
yes, the post is not aimed at people who are rightfully upset. i thought that was obvious but since i keep getting messages about it, apparently not
shrap-null Asked: i know your branding is "cranky old lady" so im sure the vent post was more to call out nonspecific grosser folks but i noticed a big reason most ppl are leaving is that EVERY blog has at least one "flagged" post, reblogged or no, even on the cleanest and least offensive stuff, and the staff seems bent on deleting the whole blog if they find a whiff of anything like that. it's scary and sad that my blog of a near-decade is getting wiped because a fighting game gif was tagged wrongly lmao...