bigbadshenanigan:

auwa:

i forgot that we the bank unlocked in our guild and this is what i found


I’m the Guild Member/Officer everyone deserves.

oh mygod

bigbadshenanigan:

auwa:

i forgot that we the bank unlocked in our guild and this is what i found

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I’m the Guild Member/Officer everyone deserves.

oh mygod

i forgot that we the bank unlocked in our guild and this is what i found

i forgot that we the bank unlocked in our guild and this is what i found

kumagawa:

who wore it better

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

fiztheancient:

god bless

fiztheancient:

god bless

258 plays

getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

mariowiki:

Sakurai: idk lucina why should u be in smash

Lucina:

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Sakurai: holy shit

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

saving for later

niiiiiiiiick:

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.

And yet Ridley will still be too big for Smash 4

niiiiiiiiick:

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

And yet Ridley will still be too big for Smash 4