fussybabybitch: Too lazy to type much but here goes. I got so high once i tried having a sex with a car then drove off with my friends. We went at waffle house and couldn’t stop laughing had some fun. Here is the best part. I was sleeping at my friend’s house so i went back there with him. I lay on the ground no pillow, blankets or anything and pretended i was a seagull for two hours. I was one...
fiztheancient: rubbyrubbishbin: cracked: caramelbutts: cracked: caramelbutts replied to your video How the fuck is this funny? I’ve been reading Cracked for years. I’m disappointed to have to stop. Please pull this video. You all are better than this. Don’t worry, we’re also disappointed that us Tumbling a Good Neighbor sketch from their YouTube channel has caused you to stop visiting...
pikaballoons: you remember during 90s aol when you had the friend that went apeshit whenever you went afk? hello are you there??? helllooooo :’( hello?????? are you coming back soon? do you hate me or something…….. what did i do? FINE i am now reliving this through teenagers and early-20s who want to text me it’s so horrible yes and my mom does this to me when she texts me
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